((I’m laughing so hard I’m crying))


Anonymous asked: Eridan's warning- Warning: Constipated Pufferfish. Do not anger.

> Puffs out cheeks.

If my character was wearing a warning label, what would it say?


tagged → #guns
"And her hands are never cold…"
Halloween is coming up soon. Send me an ask with what you think my muse should dress up as.


Things you are doing:

  • Completely and utterly unnecessary.

Things you should be doing:

  • Kissing me.
"In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you."
— Buddah (via gradepending)


what if every time u unzipped your pants it made the skype opening sound effect